Why Rachel Lester Should Have Won X Factor 2007

Rachel Lester auditioned for the X Factor in 2007. However, she didn't pass the first audition. I have a very controversial hot take: she should have received four yeses and should have won the Final of the season. In fact, the very fact that this did not happen shows that the show is fake and manipulative, because Rachel Lester is clearly the best person ever to have auditioned on X Factor, and hasn't been beaten by anybody since. Here is my list of reasons why she should have won:

1) All of Cardiff knows her

2) She's an extremely good vocalist

3) She can sing like Prince, Cindi Lauper and Gwen Stefani, for Christ's sake

4) You cannot get any more versatile than her

5) She's a natural raw talent

6) She's got the looks

7) She's got the body

8) She deserves it

9) She's too goddamn good

10) She's been singing all her life, all round the towns and everything

11) She's capable of winning the contest

12) She is a 10/10

13) She will do whatever song you want her to sing

14) She can sing Gwen Stefani, Prince, Sheila E and Kylie

15) She probably could do Dannii as well

16) She can sing better than Madonna

17) Simon refused to give her a microphone, clearly exposing the show being staged against her

18) Simon's opinions were b******t

19) Simon's opinions were f*****g b******t

20) The way the judges live their lives, they all f**k each other's f*****g a***s, all to get where they want to f*****g be

21) The truth of the matter is, the judges are s**t and they know they're s**t

22) That is the truth of the matter

23) It was f*****g good, alright?

24) She's even done her own cassettes

25) Sharon's comment was very rude, wasn't it?

26) Kiss her a*s all the way

27) Big Tony the bodyguard refused to get his hands off her as well

28) At the end of the day, if you c****, she will ******

29) Do not touch her!

As you can see, Rachel Lester should have won the X Factor. And when she won, the show should have been cancelled because they would never be able to get anyone as good as Rachel. That is my personal opinion and if you disagree with me, you are a disgusting human being and you will be cancelled on Twitter if you dare say your opposing opinion.